Monday Randomness

Do you ever get a case of the Monday's. I do. You know the only cure is Fridays. That or lots of alcohol and cheap women. I've only ever had luck with Fridays.

Do you ever see those old people with those huge sunglasses. I like to think they're like x-ray vision for old people. Then one day when you get old enough, you join the club and you get your pair. I think this is a pipe dream though. You know where i see these old people with their huge sunglasses, driving up I-95 at 9 in the morning going 45 and weaving back and forth. I think if you need glass that big to drive then maybe you shouldn't be on the road that time in the morning getting in my way. Let's be frank maybe you shouldn't be on the road at all.

Do you ever ride in an elevator. Elevators are fun. I was at the library today on the elevator. There's just something wierd about a bunch of people that don't know each other in tight quaters standing there staring at a door. Wouldn't it be funny if all of a sudden when the doors closed you stared freaking out just to see the other people reaction. I do, so today i started thinkng about that on my elevator ride and started to laugh a little. The other people thought i was crazy.

You should come up with creative ways to give people the finger while driving. My new favorite is pretend like i'm looking for something in the glove box, then all of a sudden pull out my finger. Actually i haven't given anyone the finger since someone tried to run me off the road last year.

I can't wait till Friday, or cheap women. Whatever comes first.