Why Capi are better...

Why Capi's are better one may ask. My response is they are just awesome. Take for instance my night tonight, what was i drinking Miller Lite, not a Capi that's for damn sure. I think if i asked for one they probably would have just looked at me like a retard and then given me a Gin and Tonic. Capi's to me just evoke being in the sun and having fun (wow that ryhmes, plus just to clue you all in i keep spelling it Capi because i'm not sure of the correct spelling and don't feel like Wikipediaing it right now). But instead of being in the sun the weather up here on the East Coast has been like a big cock tease, i mean it was 75 degrees yesterday girls were out running just very nice. Today i saw some chick walking around in a parka, i mean if your not gonna give it to me then just don't give me anything at all. Anyway i was forced to drink the horrible brew, but had fond memories of drinking Capi's in the warm Brazilian sun and on the island and with LongName in Sao Paulo becuase he couldn't make it to the island (sorry you're still awsome though, tell NYC to watch out i coming) .

Countdown

Damn, can't believe it's almost a month until Sauce's Sao Paolo reception. Pretty damn psyched.

Barewalls will be veggie during the whole trip which will be a fantastic story in itself. It will be wonderful to document his downward mental spiral via digital camera as all those around him dine on succulent meats.

candy asses

where are you guys? hey Neil, just because you have a wedding to plan, doesn't mean you don't share your thought here..come on. and Sap, i think i'm rooting for the Giants, (I just threw up in my mouth). so check it r.e.f.u.g.e..get your cds from sam goody and post biatch. you and Yohan will make a lovely couple, but hey we got what's his name from the giants to replace our 3 headed monster of dobbs, helms, and nunez, even though his average is the same as the 3 headed monster. so let's see now we have to deal with Johan, Pedro Maine and Oliver Perez. Yikes, and you guys gave up shit, EFF me. Are you saying the phillies didn't have those similar type prospects, what the EFF? and now we're messing around not paying Ryan Howard? I mean mind it took my man half the year to get the fact that he didn't get an offer sheet last year to break out of his funk and started swinging for the fences, please get a little Prince Fielder in you RH and hit for some type of average. you can just swing for the fences all the time...opposite field baby opposite field. BQ, No Vegas, since it will be on easter weekend. anyways i'm out bitches.