Wingless in Deutschland

As I post this, I am sipping a cold sweet weissbier. But as you lads already know, I am unable to enjoy this magnificent beer with some wings. Like Bonnie without Clyde or Hansel without Gretel. Instead, I'm having my beer with the next best thing. Spicy olives. There are these little strips of spicy pimento pepper in the hollow of the seedless green olives. Not bad actually but what wouldn't I do for a McGrady's suicide hot wing. Mmmmm. Someone has to teach the Germans how to make wings.
Well it is the holiday time of the year. And that only means one thing. Gluhwein season. Pronounced "Gluevine". Now this genius invention almost makes up for the lack of wings. Basically it is heated redwine with some spices in it (cinnamon, cloves etc.). It is so frigging cold here I dunno where global warming is when you need it. But that's ok because with Gluhwein in my tummy I no longer feel glummy.
On a scale of 10 wings, I give Gluhwein 8 spicy wings!!!
There, my first drink review. Happy now Longname?

PSA: Reading is Fundamental

I agree with Longname. This forum is not only for allowing us to update one another on how our lives are going, and the silly antics carried out by some of us. We should make this beneficial for others who may want to read this. I'm starting by passing on some advice to the youth of our nation. Read is Fundamental and stay in school. Now why do i say stay in school, becuase if you go back to get your Masters degree and try to work at the same time it really impedes your ability to go out and party and get really hammered. Thay being said i'm not going out for the next two weeks so i can study and hopefully not owe a shitload of money to my company. Longname i pass the torch to you for these upcoming weeks. Do us proud by providing insight into your drunken revelary. I'm really proud of some of the vocabulary i used in this post, but i know i spelled a bunch of shit wrong. So Reading is trully findamental.

P.S. Haven't had a chance to do much reading or movie watching. Is the new one with Vince Vaughn about Christmas any good. "American Gangster" looks like the movie to see.

Is anyone else reading this?

Guys,
All jokes aside (especially about what i do for a living... which i cannot divulge due to contractual obligations with certain organizations), we must expand the depth of our blogs... we must include book reviews, movie critiques, dining tastes and so forth...

FYI -- need to get really mc hammered this wknd... that peru trip was too much work... work is a lot of work... drinking is not work...

btw -- if you get really hammered.. make sure you take a multivitamin and drink 2 glasses of water before you sleep.... i gawrantee

I'm no longer a Blog Virgin

Yesssss finally I am a Blogger. Now, if only I can lose my actual virginity. Well, one thing at a time let's not rush into things.
Longname, making diapers is a shitty job but someone has to do it. And seriously does anyone really know what Longname does? He's like Chandler on Friends.
I mean, Bareballs, sorry Barewalls is really a special ops delta force super marine undercover agent but Longname could be a crack dealer in the Big Apple for all we know.
Anyhoo, I'm psyched about our joint blog. Can you imagine archaeologist uncovering our blog thousands of years from now. What treasures will await them time can only tell. I bet they don't have diapers in the future. They're probably so energy efficient they immediately recycle their waste. Ahhh the wonders of the future.
Ok, I'm off to talk to my wife (about my virginity problem). Catch you guys later.

History

This is my first blog entry... i'm at a loss for words and quite nervous... The whiteness has taken all comic wit into his corner with drunken entries... Barewalls writes from the far east as if he is trapped in a social prison... the sauce's silence hammers home the point that diaper making is a difficult job... but seriously... what's the deal with Burma... or Myanmar? Pick a name... but not a long name...

I'm getting Old

So this is probably the first of many drunken posts and to be honest i'm really not that banged up i've been home for about an hour bullshiting and have somewhat sobered up. So my experiences for the night, and obviously it hasn't ended up good becuase i'm here now posting on this blog which is great but... So i think i'm getting old. I go out tonight and the first bar has no people. We left. the second bar has a good amount of people, but a lot of freshely minted 21 year olds. I've never wanted to beat the living shit out of someone so much in my life. So dude was gettting way too into the music and bumping into people. This was a fu%&in concert it's a bar calm yourself. You know what i mean. I was never that stupid when i was 21, i just used to get drunk playing secret cup Beruit. Good Times, and i do have pictures which may come on a later post.
So then we drive into the city, Finiggan's spelling is probably incorrest but whatever. Again bunch of 21 year old meatheads. So i'm tired need sleep cuz i ahave to wake up tomorrow to study so i don't fail my class. I need to close up with a lesson learned for the night. Drink more that way the ugly girls look great and you can wait to post your experiecen until the next morning.

let the ramblins a runamock

first post a toast to my host with the most
google you will soon take over the world, remember me, i supported your blogging software, that's gotta count for something right?

I'm going crazy, please help.